Turning 50

Turning 50 means I may need help crossing the street....

And when I get one of these applications in the mail... I can actually fill it out.

It means that breakfast doesn't just consist of eggs and toast...

And my glasses will soon have to have three levels instead of just one!

Turning 50 means that people won't be able to tell me that I need to grow up..

Because I am now over the hill!

Turning 50 means being reminded by my kids that I have more gray hairs than blonde....

and that once I bite the dust they will get to inherit all my stuff!

Turning 50 means that I'll have to be creative in order to keep up with my kids...

And I only get one candle to blow out on my cake...

But at least its not this candle!!

Turning 50 doesn't mean that the good times are over....

Because God has blessed me with an amazing husband and three wonderful sons...

.....What more could an old lady want????